This is me! I never post pictures of myself. Then again, I never really post at all. But look I’ve posted three times tonight. What do you think of that? And look I know how to use a webcam. You stare at it and look as serious as possible, kind of like when you look in the mirror. After a while, you think “this is what I look like, how cool!” But then of course, you go out in the world and you never use your “serious webcam face” amongst the normal population. How strange you would look! No no no, instead you use your happy public face, which of course looks ridiculous in the mirror. Which is why, when you look in the mirror, you never smile.

This is me! I never post pictures of myself. Then again, I never really post at all. But look I’ve posted three times tonight. What do you think of that?

And look I know how to use a webcam. You stare at it and look as serious as possible, kind of like when you look in the mirror. After a while, you think “this is what I look like, how cool!” But then of course, you go out in the world and you never use your “serious webcam face” amongst the normal population. How strange you would look! No no no, instead you use your happy public face, which of course looks ridiculous in the mirror. Which is why, when you look in the mirror, you never smile.

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