Report Card for the Earth
First, isn’t weird that if you look at someone, even for a brief moment, they will inevitably look up at you at the exact moment? It’s like people have some kind of attention radar. Wierd. And i don’t care what you say, “wierd” should have the ‘i’ before the ‘e’ it just looks better that way. Anyway, on to other things. I was thinking earlier about things that need no improvement and other things that need a lot. For example, stairs need no improvement. They have reached their potential. Here is my list:
A+ Needs no Improvement:
-Pop-top Soup/tuna/sauce cans. Perfect. No more soup on my shirt every time i try to have lunch
-The guitar. There is nothing i can think of you can do to it to make it any better. though some manufactures would have you believe otherwise
-grass. does exactly what it’s supposed to: make the ground look pretty and makes it soft if you fall on it.
-teeth-strong, white, clean (if you do what you are supposed to)
-road signs- sometimes they don’t even need words..sometimes they do (like in NZ where I can’t understand them..)
-the american flag-cooler than James Dean
-windows-can’t get any better.
-sleep- very necessary
Other things, however, need improvement for one reason or another. Here is that list:
-Time travel- seriously, i feel like NASA is really slacking here
-Shirts- they need to have some kind of anti-inside out function. though i did try to start that as a fad once…didn’t catch on.
-the internet- i want my google searches to take ‘0’ seconds. not 0.3 seconds. i feel the need for speed
-reality tv- i want a show about people that actually recognize that they are on tv. otherwise it’s still sort of fake.
-food- is it some kind of cosmic rule that all food that tastes good is bad for you? and does everything give me cancer?
-the sun- needs to lay off the whole U.V thing it has going on.
-sleep. shouldnt be necessary .
wow that was bizarre. just read it back and i dont know why i wrote that. looks true though i suppose. put any others in the comments if you want.
-alex
