The Afternoon Nap
Help! I’m at work and I’m bored and hungry! So, I have decided to pass on to you all, my thinkings of the last hour and a half:
-WHAT IF! There was no friction? All of a sudden! For only five minutes..then everything would go back to normal.
-WHAT IF! Gravity arbitrarily decided whether it worked up or down depending on the weather!
-Apple’s technical support sucks. Just in case anyone was wondering, if your Apple breaks, you are doomed. (and i mean the computer not the fruits)
-But how funny would it be if apples and all fruits, had a technical support line.
-The word ‘everything’ should obviously be two words. And the name of the month “February” should be changed on account of it being absurdly spelled.
-WHAT IF! Everyone that spoke more than one language was tele-ported to the opposite side of the world they were currently on!
-WHAT IF! Peanut Butter turned into Mayonnaise on the second Thursday of every month!
