The Magic Shoe (paste)
-If someone were to invent a shoe paste or floor coating that eliminated the squeaky sound sneakers make on rainy days, they would become rich.
-I much preferred taking the elevator down to the beach and up to my hotel room as opposed to taking it up to campus and down to my dorm.
-I think, instead of having spring (or fall etc) start on the same day every year, there should be a committee in charge of deciding when it becomes spring based on the weather. I say this because today is “spring” but it is clearly not. I could be in charge of the committee if you want
