Darth Vader Collects Turtles
-It’s been about 5 years since I had a soda. And about 3 minutes since I had some zucchini bread
-If you need to call someone stupid, use the word “daft” instead. Or “glib”
-It would be fun if people had little fold up seats that they could carry with them everywhere. They would ideally be small enough to fit into your pocket, but still be able to fold out and seat any grown adult. Think how much easier waiting in line would be. (Marginally)
-I think weather websites should be held accountable for their predictions. For example, today, they say it’s supposed to be 80 degrees. I walk outside only to find that it’s 20 degrees less than that, a significant difference. If they were penalized for each mess up, than that would motivate them to get a lot better at predicting than they are now. Maybe charge them 1$ for each time they say it’s going to rain and it doesn’t. (Disclaimer: I don’t actually believe any of this) By the way, the term ‘weather-person’ is a ridiculous sounding, politically correct, alternative to weatherman.
-I’ve had 2 cups of coffee in my entire life. You have had more than that.
