Complementing the Condiment
I think it was Edward Norton in Fight Club that had a refrigerator filled with condiments. Yeah, that will never be me, I am not a huge fan of any of them. Here are my thoughts, feel free to share them on Kazaa:
-Ketchup: Despite suffering from mispronunciation for most of its life, Ketchup is probably the ‘king’ of kondiments. I’ll eat this one, but only if the waiter forgot that I asked for none.
-Mustard: Too many types to really classify. I think Mustard needs to get its act together and choose a style. I mean, there is Spicy, Dijon, French, American, Regular etc etc. Not many condiments can get away with such trickery.
-Salt n’ Pepper: The power duo. The fact that S’nP haven’t made a move on Capitol Hill yet is beyond me. It’s hard to find someone that doesn’t like these guys, they get my vote.
-Mayonnaise: My vote for the worst invention of all time. I would rather eat the stuff that collects between my car’s tire treads than a spoonful of mayonnaise. (not true) But seriously, why mayonnaise, why.
-A1: The sexy sauce. This can be put on anything and it becomes immediately amazing. Especially steak, fishy, or fries (in my opinion) . A1 however will have no effect on anything that already has been contaminated by the evil that is mayonnaise.
That’s it for now, I neeeed to go eat some lunch. 
Sand Diving, Dunedin, NZ
