Don’t sit under an umbrella waiting for it to rain
I don’t like umbrellas. Perhaps it’s because they normally reside exactly at my eye level, but I think I’d despise them even if they weren’t making a pass at my forehead every three seconds. First of all, people do realize that we are waterproof right? Our skin is much more effective at shedding water than an enormous parasol. Second, I think my hair looks awesome when it frizzes and fros out, so I say embrace it and drop the umbrella.
“The American people never carry an umbrella. They prepare to walk in eternal sunshine. “
Some frizz for ya
Hey…it’s like…where I go to school?
