The Opposite of Procrastination
— Step by Step Guide —
—How to Write a 12p Paper —
1. Make an outline. Only get as far as the intro, then decide you will think of the rest when you get there.
2. Check and re-check email to make sure professor hasn’t changed the page limit to 1.
3. Obtain lots of procrastinating snacks before proceeding any farther. (Peanut butter is best, with banana)
4. Spell check every 5 minutes. Just in case.
5. Write a quick poem about how much you love peanut butter bananas.
6. Practice saying the same thing 5 different ways in a paragraph.
7. Learn how to correctly use a semi-colon after WordPerfect grammar-corrects every other sentence.
8. Add one extra blank line between your title and your first sentence.
9. Write long blog post about the paper you haven’t written yet.
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