The Facebook Formula
Fresh off the printing press:
Step 1: Take the number of facebook friends you have and divide it by 2. This is the number of actual friends you have.
Step 2: Take the number of facebook friends you have and multiply by 2.3. This is the number of people you would recognize around campus.
Step 3: Take all of the facebook groups you belong to and delete them all except for two. This is the number of actually awesome groups you are in.
Step 4: Take the number of facebook friends you have and subtract 50. This is the number of people you would say hello to around campus.
Step 5: Take the number of facebook friends you have and subtract 100. This is the number of people’s names you would remember around campus.
I know I think too much about some things that don’t need to be thunk about. But why not? It’s 2am and I would rather write about nothing than something.
