Everybody’s got to learn sometime

I think it’s funny how often I am thinking about something I need to do, that I think of so many options that I can’t pick one. So later, it appears as though I have thought of nothing, when really I have thought of everything and just confused myself entirely.

I don’t like talking on cellphones. I don’t like those awkward space at the start of conversations on cell phones. I don’t like saying goodbye and trying not to have your word “goodbye” overlap with their “goodbye”. I don’t like texting or T9. The only thing about cell phones I like is when T9 messes up some words and people don’t notice, so sentences like “Don’t come over.” become “Foot bone over”

My weather widget has been set to Maryland for the last few weeks. This was all fine and good when I was in Maryland… but now I am not. So I’ve been making a lot of clothing decisions in the morning based on faulty weather information. It was not uncommon to see me walking around in the rain with sunglasses or carrying an umbrella on a sunny day. My favorite was when I wore sandals the day it snowed. (of course I could have just looked out the window on that one…)

I love the ellipsis more than anything other form of written…anything

Count the elephants legs please.