Whats if it’s just a fad?
I wish my handwriting was in all CAPS
I think it would be an odd feeling to be famous and know that there are waaaaay more photos of you out there than you know about. I mean, I have about 8000 photos on my computer that I’ve taken over the years, at least 1000 of which I am in. I imagine there are maybe 400 or so more photos of me out there that I don’t know about. (Maybe more, maybe less who knows) The point is, if I were famous, there would be something like 400,000 more photos I didn’t know about. Weird.
I think my brain has a jail in it. A jail for thoughts that just shouldn’t go out into the world. I’m sure you’ve had a thought like this too, one that just doesn’t really need to leave your head…something just too silly for regular conversation. Well anyway, this jail gets released periodically whenever I drink OR whenever I am on stage. Fun stuff…
Wouldn’t it be fun to have lived a hundred years ago? Things would have been so easy to invent! Hear me out. We learned today about some guy named Flynn who has an “effect” named after him. The Flynn effect refers to the phenomenon that people get smarter overall as time progresses. This seems ridiculously obvious, yet, he gets a whole “effect” named after him. If I had lived back then there would be “alex effects” all over the place! “Hmmm trees appear to die after multiple years of living….I’ll call this the Alexander Phenomenon.” I know I’m being a little ridiculous here, but the fun thing to think about is that people will be thinking this about us in a few decades. “Oh shit, they didn’t know that ___ even existed yet! DAMN!”
That’s me in the cart! 
