Two 3am Things
The clever license plate is almost never regarded as such.
People are always telling me that I’m tall. It’s true, I am 6’5, but that’s not what gets me. What I think is hilarious is that they always tell me like it’s something I don’t already know, kind of like telling me I have something stuck in my teeth. “Hey! You are really tall! Sandra, look how tall he is! Here let me stand next to you”
