What are you doing on the moon at this hour?
I realized I have a tendency to title the subject line my emails very much like spammers do. A typical subject of one of my emails might be “Crazy Powers and Almond Croissants”. This all makes sense after you read the email, as the random subjects refer to pieces of the email generally, but it would easily be confused with spam that normally reads something like this:
“Medications and Canoes! You Have to be Here!” So you see, both spammers and I like to use randomness in hopes of intriguing the reader to open an email…though I worry some of my most precious emails have met the same fate as my similarly ‘subjected’ spammer companions. (the trash)
Flies inside are monumentally annoying. But it’s worth it if it means keeping the doors and windows open on a nice summer day.