How We See the World
Good gosh it’s been forever since I’ve posted. That was officially the longest it’s ever been, one month. I don’t know why, I got nothing haha.
-Every city in Amsterdam sounds like prescription depression medication. Check: Sofitel, Schlipol, Norvitel, Zoloft…
-I hate medical dramas from now on. First of all, they are ridiculous, that goes unsaid. .. but what I’m getting really tired of is when they pull out the same old tricks for ratings. The favorite of ALL of these types of shows is to put one of the show’s doctors in dire need of medical attention by their same hospital. (Ex. Grey’s Anatomy, House, ER) I mean, if they don’t do this, they will just keep having to repeat the same old patient-doctor situation which could get a little repetitive. There are also an absurd amount of shootings and hostage situations that take place in the hospitals of medical dramas. And don’t even get me started on the romance aspect of these shows… From now on I hate them.
-I have flown 10 times in the last two weeks. This has allowed me to deduce
the following information: Airlines will lose your bags 2 out of 10 times.
20% loss rate, which is actually not that bad. (Although, in this case, that
means I now own 7 guitars instead of 8.)
-I HATE covers of magazines, especially men’s magazines. They used to just
recycle the same old stories (“Lose that Gut!”, “How to PLease Her” etc) but
now they just make outrageous claims that mean essentially nothing. The most
recent OUTSIDE magazine has this on the cover: “How to Do Everything”. This
makes me furious. Clearly, they aren’t being serious, but what the fuck do
they mean? It’s a magazine cover, that sentence means absolutely nothing and
gives you no idea at all what is going on inside. All it means to me is that
they pick 40 or so things like “How to kill an alligator” that are completely
USELESS but offer some temporary laughs. So really, it’s more like “How to do
Nothing”.
-WHY don’t they play music in subway station stops?? They do it in
elevators, doctor’s offices, every place you wait BUT the subway stop! It
would be infinitely more enjoyable to be making fun of ABBA while waiting for a
train then constantly trying to drown out awful street performers. (though.. I
guess sometimes I am that street performer…)
